yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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