I murdered the dance floor call the cops
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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