I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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