Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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