I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
