And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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