Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
she pinky promised me she was 18
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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