At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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