my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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