you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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