I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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