so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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