Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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