she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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