god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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