Whod you bang
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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