I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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