no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Randomize
