Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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