I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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