I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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