I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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