I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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