i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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