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• (313): View more from Michigan

  nut hugger

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• (631): View more from New York

  meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.

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  wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!

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  aww shit wrong text.

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• (212): View more from New York

  It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Her vagina should come with caution tape.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar

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• (407): View more from Florida

  We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I don't even know why I got my vag waxed

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  Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit

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• (954): View more from Florida

  direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"

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• (941): View more from Florida

  She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster

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