There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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