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• (407): View more from Florida

  my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom

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• (607): View more from New York

  Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home

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  Was he satisfied?

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  No, and very vocal about it.

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• (760): View more from California

  My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...

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• (206): View more from Washington

  just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.

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