I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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