There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It's shark week go big or go home
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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