He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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