I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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