Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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