I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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