I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
tell me about the fingering
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