You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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