This is not my ceiling
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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