she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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