this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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