it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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