Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Alive.
So much puke
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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