I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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