over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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