It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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