absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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