remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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