I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
