Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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