She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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