i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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