I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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