what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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