Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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