trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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