So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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