so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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