does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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