Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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