oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Randomize
